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mediocre pizza is bad enough but the confidence on the box is like salt in the wound


mediocre pizza is bad enough but the confidence on the box is like salt in the wound

by Tape_W0rm

25 Comments

  1. sladeums

    I could pick off all of the pepperonis

    and maybe a little of that crispy cheese

    I’d throw all that dough in the trash tho

  3. viavxy

    is this mediocre? am i just spoiled? what a disaster

  4. Appropriate_Iron_322

    Looks like you jazzed up some Stouffer’s french breads.

  5. Rich-Pomegranate1679

    This is the worst-looking Detroit style pizza I’ve ever seen.

  9. hairycookies

    They spent all their money on the boxes it seems.

  10. UWO_Throw_Away

    “I’m not a pizza! I’m a monster!”

  11. oldschusteman

    This just looks like a piece of bread as thick as as a brick with tomato sauce and fried condoms. Do not call this pizza ever again.

  12. iamjacksalteredego

    Reminds me of the pizzas you’d get for lunch at school.

  14. Pristine_Internet765

    Incinerate that shit. With the box.

  15. FallenAbyss23

    As someone who lives in Detroit, this makes me sad

  16. Dry-Dependent8712

    If this actually was in Detroit, you are legally allowed to sh**t them

    /s

  17. adamjfish

    Where is this even from? After googling, it looks to be from New Jersey and definitely not Detroit style.

    ![gif](giphy|ysiCYZUJkW3XRb7k9K)

  18. VERABLUE777

    I didn’t know condoms had a pepperoni flavor

  20. outside_cat

    Looks like an STD you’d catch from banging a prostitute down by the docks.

  21. KorovaOverlook

    jesus i got better detroit style pizza in london

  22. DiscussionExotic3759

    You could’ve picked up some Elio’s at a grocery store for much less. Even if you added your own pepperoni. 

  24. Metalhead1686

    Detroit or nowhere? So nowhere it is, then.

  25. MRG_1977

    This looks like failed cafeteria French Bread pizza from grade school.

    Sometimes it would be burnt on the outside and yet cold on the inside because it hadn’t baked through.